January 2012
15 posts
Lying in bed wondering if it's worth it to get up...
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What if Kidz Bop did a version to "Niggas in...
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What’s Oodle, my Noodle? What’s Toaster, my Strudel? What’s Drawing, my Doodle? What’s that Puppy, a Poodle?
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December 2011
9 posts
I love you so,
But why I love you,
I’ll never know.
– Jay-Z&Kanye West - Why I Love You (via birdsbuttsbikes)
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eiknarf:
when you accept somebody, you accept their past too.. dont hold it against them later.
Things My Mom Say To Me #2
Me: what kinda games you got on your phone?
Mom: *keeps playing her games*
Me: tuh you only got boring old people games!
Mom: yah momma’s bored and old …
.. i mean i guess .. weird lady <3
The Things My Mom Say To Me #1
Me to my Lil Bro: Im So Boredddddd ! Mom: you must be bored standing on my GOTDAMN chairs ! Me: *hops down and run* she almost caught me slipping o_O
July 2011
1 post
Don’t be into trends. Don’t make fashion own you … decide what you are, what you...
– Gianni Versace (via haydenwilliamsillustrations)
May 2011
2 posts
HOPPED UP IN MY CAR.
wobbleboy:
THEN I DROP MY ROOF
WET LIKE WONTON SOUP
THAT’S JUST HOW I DO
THEN I PARK MY CAR
THEN I FUCK YOUR BITCH
WOOP ! SWAGG SWAGG !!!
I didn’t fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.
– Benjamin Franklin (via theunconventionalist)
March 2011
3 posts
February 2011
4 posts
My friend asks me if i listen to Lil B
on the outside im like :
who the fuck
but on the inside im like :
Swag swag motha fuckaaaaaa.
WOOOOOOO!
The Un-Conventionalist: my rant on politics... →
theunconventionalist:
my friend said something around the time President Obama got elected which has stuck with me till today. he said something along the lines of “President Obama probably got elected because he wasn’t going to be able to fix the problems going on in America, so he was going to get blamed and he’s…
January 2011
6 posts
so i seen this on a website and totally agreed w. it.
Ah man, I guess I got another bone to pick with Ms. Jones who insists on riding this mindless Minaj bash campaign to the bitter end. Your plastic surgery-enhanced looks can kill and Onika already bodied you, b-b-bodied you. On “Roman’s Revenge” and in her sitdown with Angie Mar. It was a one-two punch as lethal as...
I cheated on my fears, broke up with my doubts, and now I’m about to marry...
– Anonymous
Be the change you want to see in the world.
– Mahatma Gandhi
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